Mortal Virus

So I finally finished Mass Effect.

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:11:21 -0400

Only the first game. On to the next!

lovability: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:37:30 -0400

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

omfg

miwafwakes: mutisija: disheveled-dogma: Okay, so, basically,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:33:55 -0400

miwafwakes:

mutisija:

disheveled-dogma:

Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.

It’s $69.99. (lol)

My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.

“Dubstep.”

how about speedcore

kidz bop

wheeeeeeeeeeew: This is the best thing on the internet.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:37:25 -0400

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

failsyndrome: hey tumblr let’s play a game called Math homework...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:12:09 -0400

failsyndrome:

hey tumblr let’s play a game called Math homework or me trying to figure out a Professor Layton-puzzle

~~the answer was zero~~

tavbro: solluxspooky: WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS BACK i think...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:55:44 -0400

tavbro:

solluxspooky:

WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS BACK

i think we are

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Mon, 13 May 2013 00:21:26 -0400

1 sentence descriptions of different Anime

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:08:34 -0400

Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Shingeki no Kyoujin: teen titans go

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Fri, 10 May 2013 21:23:13 -0400

So my bf is over

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:04:40 -0400

and I got my dad to say yes to having us sleep in the same room.

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Thu, 09 May 2013 15:04:56 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 00:29:02 -0400

Rocket DogCHICKS DIG PHOTOGRAPHY

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:58:37 -0400

Rocket Dog

CHICKS DIG PHOTOGRAPHY

knightarcana: vantasticmess: thedinosaurprince: fuckingrapecul...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:21:09 -0400

knightarcana:

vantasticmess:

thedinosaurprince:

fuckingrapeculture:

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.

brilliant

ALWAYS REBLOG.

actually sitting here crying with laughter

SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON

LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..

inside-that-weird-teens-mind: Some guys kick puberty in the ass...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:19:11 -0400

inside-that-weird-teens-mind:

Some guys kick puberty in the ass others beat the living shit out of it

vanehwasreal: vanehwasreal: you say that you’ve read fucked up fanfic but let me tell you about...

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:54:25 -0400

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

you say that you’ve read fucked up fanfic but let me tell you about this one

who could forget quality writing such as

mein motherfucking kampf 2

OH MY FUCKING GOD

LITERALLY

nixlilium: This anon get TOLD really hard. Excuse me, i have to...

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:28:01 -0400

nixlilium:

This anon get TOLD really hard. Excuse me, i have to laugh now.

ludwig-weilschmidt: WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:30:36 -0400

ludwig-weilschmidt:

WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY

fuckyeahlaughters: jaiwrestledabearonce: THE FUTURE IS NOW

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:22:14 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters:

jaiwrestledabearonce:

THE FUTURE IS NOW

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Mon, 06 May 2013 13:57:32 -0400