THATS HIS FUCKING DICK HOLYSHIT I CANT I SPAT
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR COMMENTARY
HOLY SHIT EPIPHANY REACHED
okay srs how did I not notice what is life
DYING BRB SEE YALL IN HELL
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
his penis is just sitting in the left leg of his jeans like a fucking barracuda.
GUISE…It’s just his cellphone.
wait no it can’t be his phone the pocket aint that deep brah
THAT’S A PEEEEENNNNIIIIIIIIIIIS
NO!! THINK OF THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE IN HIS BODY TO MAINTAIN A ERECTION WITH THAT MONSTER!!
IT’S. A. CELLPHONE!
I’m a dude and I have worn pants tighter than that with pockets that deep, it isn’t a cellphone.
It’s a penis, i’m sure because it looks exactly like the time my friend got a random boner in the middle of the school lunch room
MY BRAIN IS AS PURE AS THE FRESH DRIVEN SNOW OKAY? I DON’T NEED BIG DADDY BITCHFACE’S
PENISCELLPHONE ON MY DASH! I MIGHT DEVELOP FEELS FOR HIM!
I HATE HAVING FEELS FOR HIM!
What is the protocol for this? Do you tell him that you can totally see his ween or do you just let it go or what? Isn’t there a guy code or something? Can’t he feel that???
L M F A O EVERY STFU IT’S A CELLPHONE
Guise. Cellphone. please.
idk man that dont look like a cellphone but you know idk lol
i hope for his sake that it is a phone
everyone’s comments lol
but if it’s a phone it’ll have to be one of these babies