Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
When someone can’t identify a I 6/3 chord
When someone tells me to practice with a metronome
Bitch please, who plays with a metronome?
IN MY FROSH KIT THERE WAS AN ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY AT YORK UNIVERSITY.
ALL THE HOUSE POINTS GO TO WINTERS FOR THIS.
Q:Remember that time when you weren't allowed to wear a neon-pink bandana because D'Andrea thought you were in a gang? Good times.
It’s because I’m so hood right?
Sees a soft drink in the Fridge,
"Bitches went to Taco Bell without me! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!"